lol

• The pre-school teacher says, "We're going to do vocabulary today. Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"
• Mary raises her hand and exclaims, "Me me me!"
• The teacher says, "Go ahead, what's the sentence?"
• Mary replies, "The sky is definitely blue."
• "That's good, Mary," says the teacher, "but the sky can also be gray or white."
• Sam raises his hand and states, "Grass is definitely green."
• The teacher says, "That's good, Sam, but grass can be brown, too."
• Little Johnny raises his hand and asks, "Do farts have lumps in them?"
• The teacher says, "No Johnny, why do you ask that?"
• Little Johnny replies, "Well, I definitely shit my pants."